EZRA QUOTES

Tonight Ezra corrected Jill and me on two different occasions. I told him to run like the wind and he informed me in all seriousness that the wind doesn't run. And Jill told Ruby she had broken Lucy's heart by taking away her harmonica, and Ezra pointed out that "you can't see her heart mom."

Where I've Been And Want To Go (so far)

Hurry, Help My Super Bowl Commercial Win The Wall Street Journal Poll

My spot is currently in first place, but e-trade is gaining on me. Click on this link and vote for the careerbuilder.com spot. This will be a kind act, which also infers that you care about small children and nature. The polling ends tomorrow:

http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/info-SUPERBOWL09.html

I HAVEN'T ENJOYED SOMETHING SO MUCH SINCE RIDING A ROLLER COASTER WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GETTING A MASSAGE AND EATING A HOT DOG.

Cleaning Policies of Heaven

I was trying to teach Ruby why it's important to keep her room clean, when in fact it was I who had something to learn.

Will Ferrel Commercials

The Old Spice commercials I wrote starring Mr. Will Ferrell can be seen at the interweb link below. I suffer from male-pattern baldness:

http://oldspice.com/index_v.html

Super Bowl Commercials

A couple years ago I made a commercial that ran during the pre-game show, but this year was my first time having a commercial in the Super Bowl, and I had two. This proves that I'm a very important person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpVP70U9LDg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-Rg3FMvUg&feature=related

Here's another one that's on TV now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSCbSNsDavY